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Queen of Unsuccessful Pet Selfies

Queen of Unsuccessful Pet Selfies

It says in my Instagram bio that I'm the person at your party trying to take selfies with your pets. This is not an exaggeration. 

 "Is she still making that face?" - Gio (Insta:  @awkwardlyaliveblog )

"Is she still making that face?" - Gio (Insta: @awkwardlyaliveblog)

My phone is full of these. What I lack in actual talent for taking pet selfies I make up for in enthusiasm.

 Post being head-butted and face-licked. - Murray (Insta:  @mur_the_mutt )

Post being head-butted and face-licked. - Murray (Insta: @mur_the_mutt)

I have more pictures of me with other people's pets than I do with other people. I've managed to pare down the ones that are REALLY bad, so what you're seeing now are actually the more successful ones?

 Staying still is hard. - Aloy (Insta:  @awkwardlyaliveblog )

Staying still is hard. - Aloy (Insta: @awkwardlyaliveblog)

Yeah, they're not successful. You can find not-blurry pictures of these cute doggos at the Instagrams under the pictures if you want to see what they actually look like. Happy Friday, everyone!

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